Girls who mosh are not attractive.
What are you doing? Get the fuck out of the mosh pit and make a damn sandwich for your man.
I know one thing if my girl doesn’t make me a sandwich I’ll make her think shes in a mosh pit when I send her flying down some stairs.
Omg, im crying with laughter, holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
the flying down stairs thing killed me.
Theres no clit in the pit.
Fuck aaalllll of you. I used to mosh like crazy, son. I was fuckin metalll. Even got punched in the eye once.
So brutal.
Ahahaha
Guys who mosh aren’t attractive either. I’ve had the best times of my life in moshpits. It’s not meant to be sexy, it’s meant to be a cross between rage and over-enthusiasm for the band you’re ripping your way through people to get closer to. Just because you’re gay and wanna be rubbing up against other dudes doesn’t mean chicks don’t belong. It just means you’re gay.
